Saturday, March 31, 2007

Since when are we waving the white flag?


"Was it over when the germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?"

So one of the headlines in todays fish-wrap factory (west side of the river) is that following two tough losses this week to Calgary, the 3 point lead that Vancouver (fucking lose a game for christ's sake) has over us is now insurmountable, that its a done deal that we are dead in the water as far as winning the division title. Yes Vancouver has a game in hand, and yes the lead is 3 points. All I got to say is this...

Did the Twins wave the white flag when the Tigers held the division lead late late late into last season?

Where's the faith people?

Friday, March 30, 2007

Hobey Hat Trick Announced

Eric Ehn of Air Force, Ryan Duncan of North Dakota, and David Brown of Notre Dame are the three finalists.

My pick would be David Brown, then Ehn and Duncan, in that order. Brown was sensational for The Irish, who won the CCHA regular season and playoff title despite having a squad who's overall talent wasn't that impressive. Coach Jeff Jackson and Brown were the main reasons for Notre Dame's success this year.

Eric Ehn had a great year for Air Force, leading the Cadets to the NCAA tourney for the first time, and nearly upsetting the Gophers (again) in the first round. Ehn was pretty much in the top 3 in scoring for the nation throughout the year, and led it for a spell. Ehn had the same impact on Air Force as David Brown did.

Ryan Duncan, a pint sized dynamo (and gopher-killer) put up a shitload of points at Nodak this season, his 2nd. My only qualm with Duncan is that his linemates are Jonathan Toews and TJ Oshie, so how much of his production is a product of playing with two first round picks? He is also out West, and my guess the votes out west will be split between Ehn and Duncan, giving David Brown the Hobey Baker for 2006-07.

A Scout on Scouting, redux

http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/03/30/10-questions-for-a-full-time-nhl-scout-part-ii/

Nursing an Iginla Hangover

Last night was tough to watch, it was one of those games for a fan that is frustrating, and almost hard to watch. In fact, temper your disdain now, I actually watched a rerun of South Park's newest episode for much of the 3rd period because a buddy of mine hadn't seen it yet (you know, the episode where cartman thinks a muslim kid is a terrorist, but really some russian mercenaries, who are working for the British, who are coming to end the American Revolution, put a suitcase nuke- a "snuke" if you will- in Hillary Clinton's "snizz". The English fail, and The Queen shoots herself. And I'm serious, go check it out for yourself.)

Nik Backstrom got chased after one minute, 20 seconds into the game, following an all-world tip in by Daymond Langkow (who could never ever do the same thing if given the same chance again) and Jarome Iginla's first of three on the night on a heavy wrist shot through a full screen. Lemaire had no choice but to put in "Da Kid" Josh Harding afterwards. Its not Backstrom's fault- like I said, Langkow's tip in was just ridiculous, and Iginla's shot was a screen; however it was meant to serve as a kick in the ass of the Wild, who were on their heels from the drop of the puck. Maybe it's me, but it just seemed like it was Calgary's night, you know?

Brent Burns continues his meteoric development with his 7th goal of the year, his 4th in 9 games. I've said this before, and I'm saying it again- Burns is making Kurtis Foster's roster spot obsolete. Despite a few bad bounces i.e. Iginla's 2nd goal with 12 seconds left in the 1st, Burns had a strong game again, making some nice defensive plays, hitting a few people hard, and getting some shots to the net. I felt Bouchard played well, especially when he got the puck on his stick and was able to move with the puck- he was the catalyst for a flurry of activity late in the 2nd, and was rewarded for his effort with an assist on Parrish's 18th (2 more to 20 baby!), his 56th point of the year, and only 3 from his career high of 59 from last year.
It wouldn't be right if I didn't talk about Mark Parrish- he scored a goal, he should have had an assist after Adam Hall couldn't convert a fantastic cross-crease pass late in the 2nd, and he just blasted Stephane Yelle with a big time open ice check in the 3rd, which set off a small melee (I got it right this time Luke), which resulted in some hugging matches, Dom Moore getting tossed to the ice, and a 4:00 minute power play. Really, in a tough game to be in like last night, Parrish did what a captain should do for his team, he takes over- he goes out and hustles, he hits, he scores, and he sets the table for others.
You can sense the media shift, where all of the sudden we have all this attention for a winning streak, the squad is getting anointed cup contenders, sleeping giants, etc. but you have to wonder when it becomes sort of panic mode. We lost two very tough games to the 8th place squad, who still doesn't have a spot locked down- and now they are just 4 points behind us. It would have been nice to step on their throats, and leave them to Colorado's devices- Do you want to face Miikka Kiprusoff in the playoffs? However, a concern of mine was that the team peaked too early; a 9 game winning streak with 5 or 6 remaining in the regular season? I know it sounds (or reads) odd, but losing last night may be a good thing- It gives Lemaire time to corral the troops, work out whatever kinks that were there last night, and set them right for the final 4 games of the season. They can apply whatever Lemaire does as far as tinkering goes in the final road game in Denver (an afternoon whiskey delight!), and against some non-playoff teams at home. After being grounded with two tough losses against Calgary, there is still room to build up a head of steam when we still can. The confidence should still be there, now its a matter of fine tuning the Wild Machine.

Thank you schedule makers.

You know time it is right?


Friday's bombshell, a goddess in my opinion....Ms. Marisa Miller.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

A scout on scouting

http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2007/03/29/10-questions-for-a-full-time-nhl-scout-part-i/


I would imagine that what this guy discusses is probably pretty similar to those who scout other major sports.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Wanna have a go, eh?


"I try and put myself in a happy place"


http://www.citypages.com/databank/28/1373/article15269.asp

'06 1st rounder gettin props

http://www.lhjmq.qc.ca/lang_en/index.php?page=232&id_nouvelle=1401

James Sheppard was named to the QMJHL All-Star 2nd team, after a 96 point campaign. Sheppard, or "Bigfoot" to some (size 15 skates!), scored 33 goals and 63 assists in 56 games, and finished the regular season with a +39.

The Screaming Eagles are up 3-0 on the St. John's Sea Dogs in the first round of the QMJHL playoffs. Ultimately, the winner of the QMJHL championship will head to Vancouver to participate in the Memorial Cup, the CHL championship.

I love this kid as a prospect, and I feel he has as good as chance as any to make the Wild out of camp this fall.

I am loving this.

American Idol, the pop-culture phenomenon responsible for setting the music industry back about 4 decades, is the biggest thing to hit the world since someone thought of slicing a loaf of bread in someone else's kitchen. A mixture of exploitation of those with stars in their eyes, a talent contest, a roast and belittlement, an ego stroke for the has been judges (hey randy, when people think journey they think steve perry, not your fat ass, dog), a egomaniac english dwarf, a laxative (ryan seacrest), and sprinkle some 15 minutes of fame. I cannot describe what sort of cultural phenomenon this is, in all seriousness- this show has spawned other half assed talent-elimination shows (tonight on Fox!), it continually dominates the Nielson ratings, sold millions of millions of records, and its all based on one premise: everyone has illusions (or delusions) of grandeur. Supposedly a "fan participation voting" system to decide those who continue onto the finals and stardom (I saw Ruben Studdard on my milk carton the other day, no joke. Ok it wasn't a milk carton, it was a Holstein.), and who is going back to their shitty waiting job in some smoky shithole in Bumfuck, West Virginia. Don't get me wrong, there are some nice stories that come out of it- Jennifer Hudson just won an Oscar, Kelly Clarkson is wildly successful, and some other shit. There are some people that can sing, and there are some that, well, just plain suck.

and that's the keystone to fucking this whole charade up.

http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/312727,CST-FTR-elf26.article

Saturn and its mysterious hexagon

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=445117&in_page_id=1965


The scientists don't know what it is, or what it means. All I know is that I suck at geometry.

11 minutes of DOOM

Last night was a heartbreaker, but as the "new nhl" goes, these sort of games happen. Outshooting Calgary 38-24, and dominating play for 3 periods, shutting out the Flames in regulation and overtime...only to lose in a shootout. Ya, it stings.
It appeared early in the game that we were on the verge of blowing the flames out of the water, with Mikko Koivu blasting a one-timer from the point into Mark Parrish' office, which, coincidentally, is the same "personal space bubble" that was preached by Edward T. Hall. (yep, I had to wikipedia that one.)

The crowd roared, the horn blared, that terrible Joe Satriani song filled the air, I slurped on my whiskey-coke, and slapped hands with my friends. All was right with the world...

11 minutes later, or eons in real time, I sat there on a couch with a newly grown 5 o'clock shadow as the ref waved off the goal. Apparently, despite two terrible camera angles that suggest that there wasn't enough conclusive evidence to wave it off because Parrish played it with a high stick. It turns out that it was the goal judge that called it off, so I've heard...but if that's the case, why did the goal light come on and the ref call it a goal? Parrish, during an intermission interview, was pretty tight lipped about it- he said he got a piece, but wasn't adamant that it was a goal.

Just to play the homer card up, I'll just say that Koivu's shot got all the way through and we got jobbed.

Once again the reffing was fantastic, with several non-calls and two pitiful dives by Kristian Huselius, one of which sent Kim Johnsson to the box for tripping. The look on Johnsson's face as he looked to the ref in disgust as Huselius was doing the Fosbury Flop (a crossword answer from yesterday) was priceless. Then to push the issue, Huselius went down again late in the 3rd period trying to draw a penalty. Somehow, in some form, that bastard is always a thorn in our side.

I felt all 4 lines played very well- each controlling play for spells. Brent Burns had a number of shots, including 4 slapshots on the same shift, and was very good on both ends. Kurtis Foster's lack of physicality is really frustrating- I know he has a million dollar shot, but hit somebody for fuck's sake. Niklas Backstrom will get the shutout despite losing in the shootout; I know this was a topic of discussion last night between a friend of mine and I. Last year Miikka Kiprusoff held an opponent scoreless but lost in the shootout, and he still was credited with a shutout. To keep Calgary off the scoresheet period is a testament to Backstrom and the team defense.

And finally.......with Colorado's loss to Vancouver (son of a bitch!), we are officially playoff bound. Our spot was clinch with Colorado losing. So save those duckets for playoff tickets.

- If Erik Johnson goes pro, he isn't gonna sign until this summer. In an article in the strib today, he said the timing isn't right considering the recent loss in the NCAA. Alex Goligoski is gonna have shoulder surgery, and will be ready for the beginning of the season. However a knock on Alex is his lack of upper body strength, and its hard to build mass with a bum wing. It would be great to see Alex on the blueline at Mariucci this year.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Finally, the rest of the hockey world is taking notice

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/darren_eliot/03/26/gaborik.mvp/index.html

Fun with video...and no, it isn't porn.

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=19952

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tmppE-SlBGw

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ITw81ZrYEh4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x78XGYQmYLY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6durSgm6Y0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U7jUbKQYdw

http://attaboy.ca/archives/2007/02/000986.php

An omen?

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/6614284



giving the fans what they want, or a corporate takeover?

There is a god?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2812834

http://ottsun.canoe.ca/Sports/Hockey/2007/03/25/3828155-sun.html

"Referee Mick McGeough, who has been getting plenty of heat for blown calls this season (including two goals in a St. Louis-Ottawa game Tuesday), likely won't work in the playoffs. If that's the case, there's a strong chance the veteran official may not be back next year."

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/story/2007/03/26/bettman-figting.html

Monday, March 26, 2007

I feel fine, I'm talkin about piece of mind

Its nearly 80 degrees out...on March 26th. And people dare say that Global Warming is a myth.

It is just gorgeous out, the sun is shining, turning my pasty white ass a shade of rare pink as I sit outside. My dog, a sun-soaking brindle color, is panting like he's gonna fricking die, his tongue hanging about 6 feet out of his mouth. Yet the dipshit still insists on laying in the sun while he takes of of his 24 one hour naps a day.

There must be something about the weather, the recession of snow and all things winter, the wasps awakening to be a menace and a threat to my very existence, that every knucklehead with a crotch rocket motorcycle or a truck with glass pack exhaust pipes must rev their engine to signify the changing of the season, as if all the rest of us bikeless and audibly stunted common folk can not see for ourselves that spring has sprung. I know you have a 14" lift kit on your 1987 Ford Bronco Cletus, but do you really have to jar the windows and picture frames in my house by puttin 'er in neutral and flooring it? I know that penile insecurity is a killer, but so are people who get awfully sick of hearing exhaust pipes at 3 in the morning. Luckily for me and mine, I live right next to a Perkins, so it serves as a beacon and guiding light for the delinquent, the reckless, the drunk and hungry, the underagers looking to pass the time, and local law enforcement. Every night from now til snowfall will become a spectacle of sorts, a planetarium of flashing red and blue lights, the screeching tires, the glass packs, the sobriety tests, and the occasional stagger and stumble of my crony friends and I as we make our way over to get an alcohol-fueled meal at 3:30 in the morning. As much as the urbanization and "progress" can be demonized and chastised by some, having a number of dining and drinking options within walking distance can be a nice thing. Its always a safe feeling knowing that if I need manila envelopes at 9:30 at night that Office Depot is just a hop, skip, and a jump away.

Sidney Ponson was on the mound today, once again his former Orioles team, and pitched well...according to the boxscore: 6 innings, 5 hits, no runs, and 3 strikeouts. With Ponson and Matty Garza pitching well in their last outing, the pressure is squarely on Carlos Silva to come up big, otherwise he's gonna be riding the bus down in AAA. As Spring Training winds down, its become more apparent that Silva's spot in the rotation, one that seemed to be a lock, is basically up in the air. And how discerning was Ramon Ortiz yesterday, who get shelled. We, as Twins Nation, can take heed in that our batting lineup is intact from last year's stellar run, but man, our rotation is a big time question mark.

With the gophers losing to North Dakota, the focus turns to who is gonna stay, and who is gonna go: Mike Vannelli should get signed to a pro contract by the Atlanta Thrashers, who drafted him while he was in the USHL, and Kellen Briggs, a free agent, should get a deal from someone. Congrats to Kellen for becoming the all-time leading WCHA wins leader by the way. Erik Johnson seems destined to head to St. Louis, perhaps sooner than later since there are a handful of games left in the season. Blues President John Davidson is probably working the phones with EJ right now, in attempt to get him inked and into the lineup so the Blues faithful can see what the top pick from 2006 can do- fire up the hype machine so to speak, sell some tickets, merchandise, etc. Alex Goligoski, who I would have thought would get signed, may come back- 2 out of his 3 years he's gotten injured heading into the playoffs; his freshman year he broke a bone in his hand after getting slashed, and this year broke a finger after getting hit with a shot in practice. His offensive game is sublime, but he could still use some work on the defensive side of the coin- perhaps he sticks around, gets anointed captain, works on his d, and perhaps stays healthy come playoff time again. Kyle Okposo, the Islanders prospect, should stay in my opinion; its not an indictment of his game, but I just think another year of development at the collegiate level would help. Its also a shame that he wasn't at 100% either during the short run. Blake Wheeler will stay, according to Wayne Gretzky, who felt another year at the U would be beneficial to Blake's game. I agree, at times Wheeler was inconsistent in his play and drive, and another year at the center position would do him wonders. For being a big guy, I feel Wheeler needs to work on using his size to his advantage and shoot more often, he'd often pass up a prime scoring chance to try and make a pretty pass over to someone else.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

I'm not gonna flip out...

...but when it boils down to it, the gophers didn't do a damn thing to deserve to win against North Dakota. End of story.

Miscellaneous

-Wild Prospect Ryan Jones, a winger for Miami of Ohio, had a goal and an assist in Miami's upset of New Hampshire in the NCAA regional. Jones, a grinding, physical north-south garbage goal plumber type, has 48 points in 41 games, including 29 goals. He's been a key contributor for the Redhawks since his freshman year, and perhaps could sign with the Wild when Miami's season ends.

-Notre Dame failed to make the Frozen Four, losing to Michigan State 2-1. The loss and subsequent elimination comes on the heels of a 2 OT win over Alabama-Huntsville, who was playing up their Holy Cross card this year. Not to be a dick about it, I never got into any of the Fighting Irish hype, and frankly their loss doesn't surprise me. So far its Maine and Michigan State in, and Minnesota-NoDak and BC-Miami are playing today.

-Props to Joel Maturi getting Tubby Smith as head basketball coach. The whole scenario reminds me of a scene from Dumb and Dumber:

Harry: "Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!"

Really tho, it was a great hire, and Maturi hit a home run with it. I do not understand, however, why Head Football Coach (who has yet to coach a single game) Tim Brewster got boos last night when he did the "Let's Play Hockey" at the Wild Game. That doesn't make any sense, does it?

Talk about being behind the 8 ball from the get go.

I'm still your shin splint leader

So far a wild weekend of sport au Minnesota; I feel like a shit ton has happened since I last committed myself to writing something down.

Obviously we'll start with the Gopher pucksters: The looming wraith of Holy Cross was absolutely there for the first 50 minutes of the game yesterday, it seemed all the bounces went Air Force way while the passes lacked crispness, the shots from the point were blocked or never got to the net, we kept marching to the penalty box...until Ryan Stoa buried a PP goal on a great cross-crease feed from Kyle Okposo, who despite being ill, has just flourished in a shutdown center role in the past two weeks. Okposo kept Jonathan Toews in check in the final 5 finale, and yesterday kept Eric Ehn, 2nd leading scorer in the nation, off the scoresheet.
I was curious to see how Ehn plays and if he has some sort of NHL potential, but to be honest, I didn't see a whole lot because Okposo didn't give him a whole lot. Well Kyle, buddy, we need you to eat your wheaties because you'll be in charge of shutting down the "DOT" line of North Dakota, who advanced to the penultimate rematch by getting past Michigan in a wildly offensive affair, 8-5. Michigan had the lead numerous times, and then Nodak would storm back. The top line in the nation, the Toews-Oshie-Duncan line was just too much for the Wolverines, who boast 3 1st round picks on the blueline.
Look for one of those guys, Jack "motherfucking" Johnson to sign with LA and begin his pro career, one by some hockey pundits as being overdue- many felt that his development into a top pairing defenseman stagnated with a 2nd year at the U of M. Still, watch out for this kid in the future, he has all the skills (including a nasty streak) for this former Shattuck prep skater to succeed and an elite level. You know he's best friends with Sid Crosby, right? Also, if North Dakota were to lose today, look for Toews and TJ Oshie to sign with their respective clubs, and maybe Ryan Duncan signing with someone.
Anywho, it will boil down to goaltending here- there is no question that both teams have a buttload of talent on both ends, but Lamoreaux and Briggs were a little on the spotty side yesterday.
Some questions-
-Can Okposo-Stoa-Kaufmann contain the DOT line?
-Can Alex Goligoski contribute from the backend, despite suffering from a finger injury, sustained during practice this week?
-maybe the most important one of all...Is it Frazee or Briggs?

The Wild rolled again last night, 4-1 over the LA Kings, and the 18,568 at the X were treated to a mixed bag of hockey, stretches of dominance, ineptitude, and even a nice little fight at the end of the game. Mikko Koivu, scoring his 19th goal and 51st point of the year (his 30 point improvement from last year to now is 2nd in the league), Brian Rolston with his 31st goal, PMB with his 19th goal, and Brent Burns with his blueline-leading 6th coupled with another solid performance from Josh Harding led to a record 9th straight victory, a club record 97 points, and for now, the NW division lead.
Late in the game LA coach Marc Crawford sent out a grinder line, who essentially begin running players. Wyatt Smith got run by Reitans Ivanans, which led to a standoff with Derek Boogaard, and in a ballet of brutality and synchronization, dropped the gloves at the same time and threw the dukes until Boogie dropped Ivanans on his ass at center ice, much to the delight of the roaring wild faithful. From my vantage point you could see and hear Boogie's disapproval of Wyatt Smith's steamrolling, and that issue was....settled, to say the least. Boogaard, who has achieved a cult icon status here in Minnesota, was shown on the jumbotron for a short spell during a tv timeout; the crowd started to bellow in approval. The camera moved over to someone else on the bench; the roar subsided- the camera then panned back over to Boogie, and the crowd resumed the roar. It was a funny sight nonetheless, as Boogie was struggling to bite his lip, not wanting to smile and acknowledge the crowd. Someone one the bench must have said something to him in regards to the crowd reaction, and with a hint of a smile Boogie non-chalantly shrugged his shoulders. In the "new nhl", its astounding how a player with minimal skill, in a slowly declining role; one that maybe on a brink of extinction, is one of the bigger personalities (literally and figurative) on a team that is one of the tops in the league. Here's to Boogie's continued improvement as a player, and a long future as a Wild player- I certainly do not want to be playing against him.

In other news, Carlos Silva got shelled.....again. The lowlight being a 500 foot homerun by Pirates slugger Brad Eldred. Silva's line: 11 hits, 9 runs, in 3 and one half innings. The tide is starting to shift, as popular opinion that Silva is a lock for the starting rotation, perhaps as the #2, is now on very thin ice. Silva has one more start in Spring Training to try and erase memories of his futility, but unless Matt Garza absolutely shits himself in today's start in Clearwater, his 1.00 ERA looks pretty good against the exponent that is Silva's. Many argue that Garza needs some polish on his game, but I fail to see why that can't be in the major league rotation; according to one scout who relayed to ESPN's Tim Kurkjian that Garza has the best stuff out of any prospect in Spring Training. Considering what happened last year, is it worth it for the team to let Silva try and find his game with the big club, in the best division in baseball, or is it better to go with youth, in a move that will happen sooner than later, and let him develop as a player and as a professional with the big club.

Here is to Joe Vavra, the mad scientist hitting coach who is recovering from a concussion sustained when a hitting weight from Luis Castillo's bat flew off and hit him in the head.

And it turns out Joe Mauer has shin splints. I know, we can all rest easy now. Hopefully someone hasn't donated their leg so Mauer can still play.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9CK42oHnFo

DECLARE GUERRE NUCLEAIRE!!!!!


By now you are asking yourselves, "what the hell is this? I mean the titles says "deuce something..." and then there is a picture of a really good looking woman. Why?




































I declare war.





Rosario Dawson, bitches.

On this train to nowhere...

...so check out this article on why the Twins and A's are successful. (props to luke for the heads up)

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/6595050


On a side note, Joe Mauer has been diagnosed with a "stress reaction", which is the precursor to a stress fracture. Funny, considering Joe's charisma borders on rigor mortis that he could get a stress reaction.


Ya I kinda reached for that one.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Todd Fedoruk should check out the employment section of the Philly newspaper

This is Todd Fedoruk, the same guy Derek Boogaard sent to the hospital earlier this year, getting knocked out cold tonight by Colton Orr of the Rangers. The fight was about 20 seconds into the game. It might be time for Mr. Fedoruk to look for a less "stressful" job.

Fedoruk, or "Fridge" to his fans, has quite the patchwork of metal in his face:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8k3t03fqO9I


and here is the fight (or the knockout) itself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vuu2xaOAJw

On a rope, on a rope, got me hangin on a rope

Mike Russo today reported that Manny Fernandez is done for the season after re-aggravating his knee injury, although Assistant GM Tom Lynn mentioned some sort of nonsense about getting him healthy by playoff time. Because we don't want Manny to re-injure himself when he gets out of his chair in the press box to go buy a wild dog and a coke. Really tho, if for some sort of Minnesota sports jinx-ish type scenario happens where Nik Backstrom and Josh Harding go down to injury, we'd still have the guy who we anointed #1 at the beginning of the season to turn to. For some reason, that last sentence is a statement in itself.

Wednesday afternoon hoedown

-Glen Perkins looked like shit last night, and I guess Ponson got knocked around today a bit. I support cloning, because we could use another Santana. Or an extra arm for Francisco Liriano. The Twins brass really want either or both Silva and Ponson to succeed, despite the wealth of youth knocking on the door.

-The wild made it a game last night, when after the 2nd, it shouldn't have been. The lowly Coyotes scored 2 in the 3rd, and the Wild clung on to win the bastard. The Vs. commentators? yikes. I wonder if I could get a job writing the little fact sheets that they used throughout the game to pretend they are knowledgeable.

- I turned on WCCO last night on my way home from Apple Valley, and despite the Wild winning on that very station about one hour earlier, for some reason the only topic callers could come up with is Randy Moss possibly going to Green Bay. Seriously. The trade hasn't happened, and may not ever happen, yet all that there is to talk about is Randy Moss going to Green fucking Bay. And what made it either great or frustrating is that it wasn't level-headed observations or legitimate talking points; it was essentially slander and libel and unabashed Viking bias. Old habits die hard in this market I guess.

"brett favre is washed up and randy moss is a punk!"

-Mark Parrish will play tomorrow night despite breaking a finger after getting hit by a Brian Rolston slapshot. Ouch.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Remember this name

John Tavares.

http://www.ontariohockeyleague.com/news/?id=3398


He finished the regular season with 72 goals, and 134 points in 67 games, breaking Wayne Gretzky's record for a 16 year old. A 16 year old against 17-20 year olds.

And here I am, 26 and blogging about a 16 year old.

Perhaps its time for an agonizing reappraisal of where I am in life.

Thoughts from a Jameson and flat Diet Coke

As I work my way through a Jameson and Coke (hush you whiskey purists- tell me if you drink Windsor and water. Ya I thought so.), I wonder if the greater Twin Cities area will embrace the two teams that do our state proud; The Wild and the Twins. (no disrespect to the various collegiate sports teams; Hockey, Wrestling, Baseball, and the others that don't get their due props.)

Its no shock that this has long been considered a Vikings town. You see it in the media, the buzz begins; wait, let me correct myself. The buzz never disappears during the year, especially in the media, on the local and national level. KFAN still receives calls from the most diehard of fans (they do play to the team and its loyal purple following, but still man, its freaking March) about possible, or lack of, off-season moves, the draft, etc. ESPN, since the second the Super Bowl ended, has followed the NFL offseason, even when there was little action, to such a myopic degree it has become, well, kinda frightening. Team by team breakdowns, including grades from such prolific players-now-talking heads like Sean Salisbury, features on the trials (literal and figurative) and troubles of Adam "Pacman" Jones, and all sorts of just football-related fluff.

Hey ESPN, we don't give a shit about Pacman Jones, or if Eli Manning can be a Pro Bowl Quarterback. It is March. Nothing of notice really happens until the Draft, but still all the talk of rising and falling stock and rampant speculation just keeps rolling along.

But, on the local level, let's get down to brass tacks. The Vikings sucked something serious this year, and frankly, I am not convinced in the "genius" of Brad Childress. I think the misuse and subsequent release of Jermaine Wiggins was a huge mistake, Troy Williamson couldn't catch a cold, the right side of our line was garbage, so it left us watching an anemic offense that would be the recipient of a great defensive play or stand, granted that we didn't get picked apart through the air. And on top of that Mike Tomlin is gone.

Get your purple crash helmets on kids, gonna be another long long season ahead. I want Tarvaris Jackson to succeed as much as the next guy, but not every young quarterback steps in and take his team to the Super Bowl. It just doesn't happen. I wonder if Tarvaris is aware that he has somehow become the "great purple hope", like the second coming of...Fran Tarken...Wade Wils....Randall Cunning....Daunte Culpe....Brad Johnson?

(all propers go to Brad Johnson, who somehow got himself, a 40-some year old veteran, a really nice deal to backup Tony Romo. Good job buddy.)

But enough about our precious Vikings, with our new uniforms and lack of pass rush, and about what we should all be hopping on the bandwagon for; two organizations that for the most part, use what they can get to be one of the top teams in the league; a mixture of bargain bin deals and fantastic developmental situations. The Twins, playing in one of the most un-natural wonders of the Modern World, the Metrodome yet winning 4 of the last 5 division titles, and the Wild, formerly a notoriously boring and prudent organization, who are now probably the best product in town to watch, especially in the "nicest arena in North America". (According to ESPN)

The Twins, who get absolutely no attention from the media outlets nationwide (New York is still bitter about Morneausy rightfully winning the MVP), despite fielding a team with the best pitcher in baseball, the best bullpen in baseball, some Gold Glovers, the reigning MVP, and the history-making batting champion, who probably will get another battle title or 6 before he retires. The Twins, barring the starting rotation (the biggest question of them all...but really, all they got to do is get to the 6th inning and let the bullpen takeover), essentially field and return the same squad from last year's fantastic run with the exception of a few minor pieces. Yet, still no mention. Hey, Detroit got Gary Sheffield...Travis Hafner is healthy in Cleveland...The White Sox suck...the Royals got Gil Meche! But what about the Twins?
Its that sort of media cockblock that gives the Twins a certain mystique, that sort of David vs. Goliath-esque notion that we don't win games and division titles by throwing wads of cash at players who had career seasons in contract years (*cough* steinbrenner *cough* How's Carl Pavano working out? That stubbed toe gonna keep him on the 15 or 60 day DL?) Terry Ryan is a fantastic GM, alot like Doug Risebrough over in St. Paul. Gardenhire, which all of his umpire-cussing glory, has done a great job in taking over from Tom Kelly (Did you know that kelly's wad of chaw is in the Baseball Hall of Fame?), however there are moments where we want more- Obviously the goal is a World Series, but sometimes its like fundamental baseball is lost. Its called a bunt! Move the runners over!
All bitching aside, we are poised (despite being in the best division in baseball; props to Ken Rosenthal of SI for recognizing that) to make another run at the title, and after last year's almost magical run the hope, optimism, and bandwagoners should be at an all time high. I cannot wait for the season to start.

Over in St. Paul, and after a long awaited opening of the pocketbook, the Wild stand in position to not only but make the playoffs, but to raise its first divisional title banner into its rafters. (closed circuit to the Wild organization; if you retired the #1 jersey in honor of the fans, you shouldn't be charging me $55 a seat. Just a thought) Again though, its kinda like the media is slow to catch on to this. To me, its like they have to get to the playoffs before "wildmania" begins, much like the 2003 run. I guess I don't understand, maybe I'm jaded because I'm a hardcore fan, but shouldn't we, as a hockey-rich tradition having state, be crazy about the squad and where it stands right now? We just took 6 out of a possible 6 points on a Western Canada roadtrip! We won a game in Calgary (but if it wasn't on tv, did it even really happen?)!, We're a point behind Vancouver for the division lead, and the final 8 of 9 are at home! Where is the hoopla?
Its no question that our coaching staff is coaching immortality, and that Minnesota is probably one of the better run organizations in the NHL, yet we still fly under the radar, in our own market.
Is it because we're cheering that the Wolves are losing, signaling a tailspin that would result in us being able to keep one of the first round picks we traded away? Or that we picked up Bobby Wade and two other special teamers?

Or that old love just dies hard?

I stepped in blog poop.

Yet another blog to check out, La Velle E. Neal III's blog at the Strib:

http://www.startribune.com/blogs/neal/


Opening Day is April 2nd. Fucking A Right.

Smoking crack from the lightbulb that appears above my ahead when I get an idea

According to Lavelle E. Neal of the Strib, this is what our starting rotation will probably look like- Santana, Silva, Ortiz, Ponson, Boof.

Yep, remember it, because chances are it won't last until May. From the sounds of it, I think Glen Perkins has worked his way into a lefty relief role, because he has been sensational so far this spring. Garza has been tremendous as well, and to be honest, I think it would be a shame to leave him off the opening day roster. Yes, we've all seen what Silva is capable of doing, but, and this is a certified onion BUT (like the wordplay? ya, I went to a community college), he has a serious confidence issue; its almost like what us golfers call "paralysis by analysis". According to Lavelle, Silva's sinker is coming along slowly but surely. How much time can we afford to give him though? Is it worth it for Twins Nation to have Silva as our #2 guy, who is trying to regain the love lost in his sinker, or is it a better notion to send him to AAA, where he can work on his feel against slightly lesser competition? If we did that, then we can see if Garza can handle the rigors of being a starter, and he would provide the power pitching presence to offset Ponson (another big question mark- someone canonize Rick Anderson for christ sake.) and Ortiz. If we did that then we'd have...

Santana, Ortiz, Boof, Ponson, Garza.

That is a nice mix of pitching styles there.

I know we got a decent amount of money tied into Silva, but when do you move on? The idea is to put your best 5 pitchers in the rotation, no?

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Get your beers (again when you are recovered from Saturday)

Time cheers and jeers.

Cheers go to...
-Mike Modano, for scoring his 503rd career goal last night. Mr. "I'm engaged to Willa Ford" Modano surpassed Joe Mullen as the all time leading American-born scorer, doing it in 1227 games, compared to Mullen's 1062. I still have Modano's autograph from his rookie year. He did it at signing at Bruegger's in Burnsville. So if there is a huge market for an autographed action shot with a Bruegger's logo on it, I am golden.
-Blake Wheeler, for showing what sort of potential he has this weekend at the Final 5. 4 goals, a hat trick against Wisconsin, and the game winner in OT coupled with an assist Saturday against Nodak. Wheeler was just dominant in picking up the Tournament MVP honor, and adding to the head of steam the Rodents have going in the NCAAs. The Phoenix Coyote scout on hand to watch Wheeler and scout for the upcoming draft must have walked away with a huge smile.
-my dog Diesel for somehow not chewing up a remote or pooping on my floor during the time he was left alone. And he was alone a lot of the time this weekend. Good job buddy, next we'll work on your gas problem.
-Clay Matvick, for getting some tv time as a "revered hockey expert" on the NCAA Hockey Selection show on ESPN2. Clay kept it real, keeping the other expert (a former coach at UNH who was championing the teams from the east) in check, all but saying any team from the WCHA will probably kick anyone's ass.
East Coast blowhard: "I'm picking Clarkson to come out of the east."
Scott Reese (host): "And you Clay?"
Matvick: "I disagree, St. Cloud will take it. The Huskies played Clarkson earlier this year, and outscored them 11-3. The goalie Goepfert will probably win the Hobey, and they have scoring this year, especially from the freshman. Fuck your Clarkson."

Then he flipped the camera the bird, grabbed his crotch, and took a shot of absinthe.

And me, lastly, for getting 29 of the first 32 March Madness games right on my bracket. That $200 is mine.

Jeers:
-Jordin Tootoo, for sucker punching Stephane Robidas from Dallas, and sending him off on a stretcher. Tootoo hit Modano with a big hit, and Robidas came in to hit Tootoo, who saw him come in toward him and blasted Robidas with a right, knocking him out cold. Tootoo is a polarizing player, a hard working energy guy but runs alot of people from behind and can be overly cheap agitator.
-The NCAA hockey bracket maker, for putting North Dakota and Michigan in the West regional. If the Gophers can get past Air Force (I am curious to see how Eric Ehn of Air Force plays, he's lead the nation in scoring nearly the entire year), they are lucky enough to face one of those two. -The Food Network, for not playing Iron Chef tonight in favor of chefographies of their television personalities. I don't give a shit about how Racheal Ray was saddened by the loss of her dog, her grieving, and her triumphant purchase of another dog, not too dissimilar from her previous one. Gripping television.
-and myself, for Louisville to win the whole NCAA tourney. Ya, they lost to Texas A&M. So much for that $200 right?

Shit me, I'm kissfaced

Fuck I'm beat. Yesterday, last night, and I guess early this morning put my dick in the dirt. I feel like I burned the midnight oil, and drank it too. I'm irish, but shit, I'm glad St. Patty's is once a day.

I was talking with my brother tonight, and he referred to St. Patrick's as "amateur night" - and he's right, because the professionals party like that on a weekly basis. Kieran's was like a big jailhouse riot at times, all the inmates confined into about 3 spaces, a rowdy mess of corned beef, drunkards, over priced booze, slurred conversation, all the while to the back drop of pan flutes and bag pipes. I must have 3 different renditions of "Wild Rover", at least 2 Danny Boys, and even a cover of "Desire". No, Nay, Never....

Using the photo and video capabilities on my phone in order to remember pieces of the night, I got a clip of a bagpipe solo...that ends right as Blake Wheeler scored a fantastic, ESPN-worthy (it was a top 10 play believe it or not, they showed some college hockey when they didn't have to) overtime gamewinner against the Sioux to win the WCHA playoff tourney. So, to give some background to this story, we were in the bar section of Kieran's watching another Irish group (Erin Rogue maybe? I think Phil Mickelson was the violin player) sing the standards (no, nay, never....)when they had a bagpiper come up and play a song. So as the song dwindles down to a supposed heart-stopping bagpipe solo, the tv next to the band was playing the Gopher game. The solo is seconds away from being down, and the crowd begins to buzz as Wheeler is speeding into the North Dakota zone after a loose puck...and when the piper played that final note, a thunderous roar emerges from the audience and a raucous cheer begins. The piper and his bandmates begin to beam, probably never ever hearing a reaction like this before. The sonic chaos resides and begins to chant as the band soaks up the glory...

M...I...N....N....E....S....O....T....A.....

It was an awkward moment, especially during a time for celebration, when you saw that the band realized everyone had cheered because of the hockey game- Its weird, because you talk about a moment like that, but never seen one, where you see someone's moment of glory become a moment of defeat in a split second, the proverbial "switcharoo".

The smiles faded from the band, the bagpiper stalked off in dejection. Then we drank. Some more. Because the Gophers won. And apparently the Wild did too, but since it was a double secret game that only print and internet media and fans had golden tickets because there was absolutely no tv for that game, I don't even think Calgary televised it.

So if they won, 4-2 on the road and in a building that has haunted them for years, but no one saw it, does it really exist?

In the game of real life hockey, did someone simulate the game like you can on NHL 2007?

Some driving ineptitude to brighten your day.

http://player.clipsyndicate.com/player/play/425

Happy St. Patty's (belated)

"When money is tight, and hard to get and your horse is also ran, when all you have is a heap of debt, a pint of plain is your only man" - Flynn O'Brien

Friday, March 16, 2007

Huntin for Badgers.

Funny enough, I am watching a documentary on Badgers on HD Net as I type this. Anyways, Wisconsin beat Michigan Tech handily last night in the WCHA Final Five play-in game, and will face our beloved gopher squad tonight. The gophers had flashes of play last weekend against Anchorage which reminded many of their early season dominance, and they will need it tonight because Wisconsin is straight up rolling right now. This could be a make or break game, basically the gophs are a lock for the NCAA tourney, but a win tonight could really boost team morale into the finale tomorrow night against either NoDak or St. Cloud (fucking yikes for either), or completely take whatever wind out of their sails, much like what the Huskies did to them last year in that wild 8-7 OT game.

Again last night the Wild team took advantage of a broken, beaten, and heartless Edmonton Oiler team, but still played at the level of the Oil when they should have put their foot on their throats early. Derek Boogaard once again injured another Oiler, this time Robert Nilson, who still returned to score the lone Edmonton goal- but the laundry list of victims is still there. Too damn bad Raffi Torres isn't on it, because he has been a damn menace out there, not such much scoresheet-wise, but just an agitator. I would have loved if Nick "The Hammer" Schultz would have brawled with him.

It would be nice if one of Vancouver, San Jose, or Dallas would just lose at least once, christ its like a horserace in the standings- it's like we can't go anywhere but down. At least we got a 5 point lead on Calgary, heading into the Saddledome tomorrow night.

DECLARE GUERRE NUCLEAIRE!!!!


Throwback Edition. This goes out to the older crowd, Ms. Raquel Welch.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Zen and the art of promotion

http://www.myspace.com/the220proof
http://rubechat.kfan.com/blogs/danbarreiro/default.aspx
http://www.hockeysfuture.com
http://www.dnr.state.mn.us/fishing/downtown/index.html
http://autos.msn.com/everyday/gasstations.aspx?zip=&src=Netx
http://www.hockeywebcasts.com
http://www.wildenforcers.com
http://moebiusgraphics.com/
http://greggiraldo.com/

"I am tired of chasing my dreams..."

"I am just gonna hook up with them later" - Mitch Hedberg

Miikka Kiprusoff is a monkey fucker.


And yes, that's Dion Phaneuf looking dapper in a Hypecolor shirt.

Let's go for a cloudy!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=442309&in_page_id=1965


Pretty fucking cool.